Barney: Hey.Robin: Hey. Um.. when we were dating, did.. did I make you feel needed? Barney: No, I didn’t feel like you needed me at all. Robin: That’s what I thought. I’m sorry.. Barney: Wait, where are you.. that’s a compliment. You’re the least needy woman I’ve ever met, that’s awesome. I mean, no guy’s going to say ‘who’s your daddy?’ to Robin Scherbatsky, you’re your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun, blaming stuff on the government. And that’s what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I’ve ever banged.

Barney: Hey.
Robin: Hey. Um.. when we were dating, did.. did I make you feel needed? 
Barney: No, I didn’t feel like you needed me at all. 
Robin: That’s what I thought. I’m sorry.. 
Barney: Wait, where are you.. that’s a compliment. You’re the least needy woman I’ve ever met, that’s awesome. I mean, no guy’s going to say ‘who’s your daddy?’ to Robin Scherbatsky, you’re your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun, blaming stuff on the government. And that’s what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I’ve ever banged.

(Source: maybeiwantthetrouble)


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